October 21, 2008

Text funny - Analyzing women

1 to 5 years: The woman does not have the slightest idea of what it is.
5 to 10 years: You know that is different from boys, but does not understand why.
10 to 15 years: You know exactly why it is different and has begun to take advantage of it.
25 to 30 years: During this phase are 5 distinct groups:

G1-those married for money
The G2-who married for love
The G3-than married
The G4, which just married
The smart-G5

G1: discover that money is not everything in life, feel a lack of passion.
G2: find that passion is not everything in life, feel lack of money.
G3: no matter the money and passion, feel it is lack of a man.
G4: do not understand why married.
G5: Tuesday discover that intelligence is not everything in life.

30 to 35 years: You know exactly where mistakes and dyeing his hair from blond. Go to college.
35 to 40 years: Looking spiritual help.
40 to 45 years: Leave the help and spiritual seeking medical help, with analysts and plastic surgeons.
45 to 50 years: Thanks for your butt and belly surgeons returned to normal, their breasts were better than they were a passion and explodes on her analyst.
After the 50 years: Finally you discover, if accepted, and begins to live!

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